Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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