she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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