I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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