with your own penis?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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