dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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