we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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