You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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