Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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