do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
