So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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