We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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