i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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