Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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