Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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