Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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