suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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