if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize