K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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