And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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