? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Terrible idea I love it
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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