I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
