I just saw a hot homeless man
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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