No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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