Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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