i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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