Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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