Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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