Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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