I'm drive I can fine osifer
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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