Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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