I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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