Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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