That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
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he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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