I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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