We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
