I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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