Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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