Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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