she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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