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say what?
wanna hang out?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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