I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
