You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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