Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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