no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Let's get the cat blown out
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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