shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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