I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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