new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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