It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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