Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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