you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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