is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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