Say something about gay babies.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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