im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i barfeds in our rink
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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