Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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