I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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