If i come over, it means nothing
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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