We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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