piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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