Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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