I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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